returnofthew00master
returnofthew00master
returnofthew00master

For this reason alone:

What, nobody likes fish sauce now?

I’ve heard it compared to Worcestershire sauce, which of course contains anchovies. I like that kind of thing.

Simply letting it go is not an option when it comes to trademarks, because if it can be shown that you don’t enforce them, you can lose them entirely.

But this time it’s not the eggs, though. It’s the prospect of E. coli-contaminated flour.

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Vietnam laughs at your Ethiopian traffic.

This guy with the 40 year old reference. You’re a regular Red Buttons

Do not judge a person based on their car. Judge a person based on what they think about their car.

Hitman: Absolution was literally Splinter Cell: Conviction with a nicer graphics and a tailored suit. It was as different from the previous Hitman games as Conviction was from the previous Splinter Cell games. I had fun with it, but I realized that, outside of a few levels, I wasn’t playing a Hitman game anymore.

What, did you want a game that had no consequences for your actions? Then play CoD, the game will play itself for you regardless of how you play. If you cant handle the games consequences, then dont play it. You literally could go through the entire game, killing 2 people per mission and still end the game with the

“it’s ultimately none of anyone elses’s goddamn business since they’re not selling their meat”

I still can’t believe how it happened. I mean they OUTSOURCED THEIR BOSS FIGHTS?! Holy shit, how is that pitched as a great goddamned idea even to save money?

What the other guys said. If you liked Human Revolution, treat yourself to the Director’s Cut version, with more and better stealth options for those times you really don’t want to fight a boss head-on.

More hyped Deus Ex than any of those games. HR was really rough but I love that game. This one is looking good so far.

Possibly because the whole “ethics in games journalism” thing is a lame cover for ulterior motives?

I once saw an article right here on Kotaku whose subject was rumours that a new 3DS model was coming out (this was before the 3DS XL).

AH! SHOULDA TOLD THAT TO BLACK PEOPLE WHO DIDNT LIKE GOING TO THE BACK OF THE BUS.

My bestfriend "counts" her number and I told her its the sexual equivalent of keeping tabs on how many restaurants you visit.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,

If you have to ask...it's probably creepy.