Yeah. I worked in hospital food service. We had mandatory glove rules. My god, the things those gloves touched in a day. It would have been WAY cleaner if people had just been washing their hands all day. Still grosses me the fuck out.

This is definitely Obummer’s Omerica!

Ref just wants to know what everyone’s doing later.

I actually made cauliflower soup this week. This recipe is amazing. There is veg stock and heavy cream in it, no water necessary. Also the sumac and fresh dill are 100% worth it, but it’s still gonna be tasty without those.

This week on Burner Court, Judge Pinkham lays down the law!

Monsters are real, and they look just like people.

Yes, please. <3

Thanks for sharing. I hadn’t heard of that tradition before. I’m Mexican-American. I set up my Dia de Los Muertos altar this year. I made a place for my grandmother and for Gabriel Garcia Marquez. It’s traditional to place a person’s favorite food and drink at the altar, and share in eating/drinking it on the day with…

Dr. Sattler is a paleobotanist.

you are a god damned American hero

In high school my friend had a big old crappy van and a really close group of us used to spend quite a lot of time just driving around, getting fast food, and smoking weed. It was a really really small town with tons of country road, so honestly there wasn’t much else to do. Often we’d see other cars with people we…

But ... who was phone?

Exactly. They’re supposed to be scary. I don’t want to hear 1000 sleep paralysis stories. People need to try harder with these stories.

I feel like ouija boards just give adolescents (usually girls) a way to voice feelings or ideas that they are otherwise discouraged from expressing, whether they are conscious of it or not.

Sweet potato, carrot, and apple soup with ginger. Mmmmmmm.

This is almost word for word the creepy justification some middle aged douche canoe gave me for having a sugar baby.

Not only would they swear they’d never shop there again, but probably 3/5 of them would also declare, “They should call this place PETDUMB!” on the way out. I can’t even tell you how many idiots let loose with that pun as if it were the most cutting insult known to man. (Yes, they would be back next week.)

Me too. I worked at a PETsMART and had people get absolutely INCENSED that they could not return PetCo items at the store. Like I owned the place or something.

What a tool. At that point why didn’t he just buy one of those pre-bottled iced coffee things? Oh, because he was insane, that’s why.

Omg I had a fucking abomination in curlers and a housecoat try to fight her way into the big box store I was working at in hs. The doors were closed but she pried them open and tried to wheel in a cart. She REFUSED to understand that the registers were cashed out and that the teenager at this god forsaken corporate…