Those are hard earned capitalist American pennies, son! Get your filthy kangaroo socialism out of here! AND GET OFF MY LAWN!

Ha! Fuck yes, King Curtis! My husband and I regularly say, “I ain’t listenin’, to yo rules,” during playful arguments.

We may be able to get yeast or bacteria to produce the serum. Like CassieBear mentioned, this is how we get insulin for diabetics. We used to get insulin from cows and pigs, but it was very inefficient and expensive. Basically we had to just use the discarded animal pancreas from slaughterhouses to get the insulin,…

ChikieNobs, yummmmmmmm.

Well, that was cute. But since I learned what a “republic” is in 6th grade I’m not crying and cowering in a corner after reading your comment.

Was he French? I had a roommate who was here on a foreign exchange program and she seemed to think it was weird that strawberry syrup wasn’t an option for any beer any time. She might’ve said these were called “Jacquelines” but I might have remembered that part wrong.

And that all 8 of them did it. .... who are these fucking dumpster trolls?

I mean ... those people were demons right?

I got through story #1 and started to dry heave. Damn those jelly eaters to hell.

Don’t even get me started on those “co-cola” monsters.

God that’s such a tough call. Do you tell them or just shrug and say, bless their hearts?

I imagine you at this level of insanity but yelling “IT TASTES LIKE MEAT instead.

I bought gray modeling clay recently. The packaging proudly proclaims the art supply’s lack of gluten.

Two Master’s degrees. TWO.

Jeez you’ve done it now. The barn door is open and the cows are loose. Everyone is making mad cow puns. Man, some of they are just whey out there.

Well it was over 20 years ago, so yes.

I hear you.

No more sweating like a whore in church. Amen.

FUCK YEAH. Hay ride, apple picking, and PUMPKIN EVERYTHING!!!!

Can we just start calling garlic ‘Dave’?