returnofthelivingdarcy
returnofthelivingdarcy
returnofthelivingdarcy

ah so leathery and generally unlikeable. got it.

Well then that’s awfully decent of you to choose something else.

haha if you’re in the mood to share please do

you done?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

He doesn’t, but you are offending the time and effort he put into selecting that quality cut of meat. It is rude to ask the chef to ruin that meat. Do what you want, but be prepared to be judged.

The chef.

The hair thing has a distinctly fundamentalist Christian flair. :( Some parents are just fucking pathological people. I had a friend in high school with parents like this. Her mother actually slashed her tires one time.

Not only did three of my bridesmaids get engaged *after* I did, they somehow all managed to plan their wedding for *before* mine, all in the *same* fucking summer. One of them literally got married two weeks before my wedding. It has been the most stressful and expensive ordeal (bachelorette, shower, shopping,

The thing people need to realize is that psychosomatic disorders are very very real. The source of the symptoms may be mental, but that does not make the symptoms any less severe.

Wow. This is what watching the last Hobbit movie felt like.

Fucking revolutionary. If only more parents/grandparents would just tell their kids some simple truth.

At this point I'm imagining that she's in full blackface in this sex tape. I mean, honestly, what else could be that shocking?

there is nothing laid back about working in a kitchen. nothing.

If he can't even handle some mild internet sass the kitchen will destroy him.

i just hump my computer until words come up on the screen. it takes a VERY long time to edit it into sentences. mmmmmmmmmmm.

" I wanna find this couple, and then piss in their coffee. I really do. Send me their address, and I'll figure out a way. No jury would convict me. Just be happy with plain old coffee, America."

Man, why wait? I'm flicking it right now.

Hey, leave entomologists out of this!