Oh come on, she's adorable and her food is delicious. Also, she's so well-bred she'd feed us and send us home with leftovers before quietly asking security to escort us off the premises.

Our soOoOper cool, righteous, totally down youth pastor was definitely focused on the boys. He'd do things like offer to take them out of town to visit colleges and then offer to masturbate with them, or jerk each other off, "Cuz we're bros, you know, it's cool. I totally understand; it's just boy stuff." This 100%…

Lol it kind of is. And Ratqueens is a decent comic. I would tell you the actual name of the band, but I fear I've already given away too many specifics. Thank you for the platform to publicly vent, New Friend.

If only. And she still spams up my wall and inbox with flyers for her stupid band. I'm never EVER coming to your band, ratbitch.

Ooh I just remember one from last year. My co-TA was a stone cold bitch. She would act really cool and buddy buddy with me, but whenever things got nitty gritty she was such a selfish asshole. The prime example being this story. Toward the end of the quarter two students asked to take the final a day late because they…

Old people ask for weird shit. I was a food service worker at a hospital for a a bit, so I came into contact with quite a few old folks, unfortunately when they really weren't feeling well. I got royally screamed at for not bringing someone cottage cheese with pepper already on top of it. Seriously, when I left the…

YIKES. I can totally relate. My husband has been a regular at a certain Chinese restaurant since he was in high school. The owners and the waitstaff love him and treat him like a son. He even told them before he was going to propose to me! His mother, however ... gah it's so embarrassing ... when she's in the…

Mine too! Did your guy also turn out to be a molester? cuz ours sure did!

Ok, that coffee barista was kind of being a hipster douche, though. She didn't have to be a pedantic ass about the difference between "normal" and "approachable" and her rant about "low quality" coffee was kind of lame. The customer was an even bigger douche so I guess the lesser of two douchebags won?

Idk, sometimes it is the server. I recently had a server bring us cold sake when we ordered hot. Not a big deal. We pointed it out to her when she came by and asked if we could have it heated. She says, "Well it can be served hot or cold," and just looks at us, like she's not going to take it back. We're a little…

I'm a TA for a college professor. He couldn't figure out how to upload something to the class website so he decided that we had "too much data" on it. So naturally he deletes the four class review .pdf files 1 week before finals. All the students panicked and emailed us. I was able to figure out what Dr. Genius did…

Oh man, that's what he wants. He just wants to keep talking about it and hopefully gets the lady to ask to see it. He is The Worst.

That is a beautiful story.

I have an acquaintance who always leads with, "My dick is so small!". It's super annoying to watch him do this every weekend to every lady who will talk to him. I think he read it in a PUA pamphlet or something and he thinks he's a master of reverse psychology. I hate this guy.

You know what, thanks. If there is anything the internet hate machine has taught me in the last 24 hrs it is that I really really don't need to attend this reunion. I don't know if I'd get an invite because I attended several different high schools and I don't know who if anyone even has a mailing address for me.…

Yes, that is my exact action plan. You've got me all figured out. lol.

eh, it was a failed attempt at levity. i ate like two pounds of turkey for a second day in a row and was indulging in light snark on gawker.

The man pled guilty. I think it's pretty clear.

Rad. I used to work the counter at a liquor store in college. Best job ever.

Lol. Whoa dude, you took that way too seriously. And for some reason, you seem to have taken in very personally. One second you're proclaiming that you'll never delete facebook because you want to see who sucks at life. Then you're super pissed at my (mostly joking) post about showing off my success.