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Yeah, the Icelandic dude was saying pineapple should be banned, but we should be eating more seafood pizzas.

Shouldn't this really be a discussion about whether or not anyone's ever had a good fish pizza?

I kinda hate bananas and chocolate. I don't mind the strawberries, but I don't really see the point. Chocolate-covered cherries are great, though.

Aye. Those were the day-

It does, however, predispose you to contracting derpies.

I had government-issued fake ID. Someone fucked up while entering in my DOB and instead of 11/30, it was 1/30.

"He was a legitimately damaged gun-toting meathead."

Well, after the travel ban, you'll just have to delve into domestic trafficking.

I'd love a story that basically weaved all this stuff into one.

"Wedge" Antilles.

Just last year, the Croatian team had to play a Euro qualifier in an empty stadium because of, you guessed it, racism.

No, seriously, is cool. Hef Black acqointance.

8-bit sex scene. I also wouldn't say it's anti-woke. You do fight a corporation, after all.

Why is reporting on ESRB ratings for one game a thing? Seriously, guys. Stop the click-hunting. This kind of shit merits an "interesting compilation" at MOST.

Yeah. My least favorite co-worker announced, "Everyone needs to stop what they're doing right now and watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog."

Why is Max Payne 3 in this? Is it because you thought nothing could get more cliched and "feel-by-numbers" than that?

Hey, man! You tell me I'm gonna be making $100k minimum, and you bet your ASS I can drop 20 pounds and lock down Langston Galloway for 3 minutes a game! PERIOD!

It means that its funk has, over time, been proven to be at or above an acceptable level.