The pro-soup people killed their own side. Their entire argument is, "but what about these REALLY GOOD SOUPS?"

Would buy this shirt.

I THINK I'LL PITCH IT AGAAAAAAAIN!

I'm Commander Shepard…and your ass is my favorite spot on the Citadel.

And then croaks.

I'd buy that shirt. I'm a sucker for foreign pun takes on American culture.

Tom Cruise still isn't Japanese.

Well, one of them is a girl, so she's a Vagultimate Jedi.

Goddamn. In text, Jar Jar is so much fucking worse.

Just change the opening verse to:

Um… Where's that smoke coming from?

It was either that, or making you look at this photograph.

You mean like Schweppes and 5th Avenue Seltzer?

According to my friend who bought one in Japan, it tastes like Smirnoff Ice, but way sweeter.

Mongolians and monsters start with the same 3 letters. They're basically the same.

Ditto for Korea.

If you see anyone covering the existence of this poll, please, please, please ask them to be sure to ask if they excluded ANY results from this poll in the final tally.

I went with Other and pointed out that 6 other polls said that Americans disapproved.

Any or all of the above.

Robuttnik found the 2016 poll.