I think the biggest problem with True Lies is that it needed to be made like, 2 years later. When Tom Arnold's at the agency, and there are those goddamn reel-to-reel machines going, and Arnold's playing lines from sexy Frenchman off of a Walkman as big as his fist…it looked outdated FOR THE 90s.

More and more, I find myself liking this Douglass character.

No, broasting is a combination of "roasting and get the hell out of my kitchen."

It's not the type of oil you want to soak up, though.

KFC gravy beats Popeye's gravy. I don't have Bojangles' out here, so I can't debate you on those other merits.

So, I tried the Nashville hot chicken, and while it basically sucks, and is overpriced, the flavor was interesting enough for me to try the real deal. Someone had written an article shitting on the chicken somewhere, and mentioned that Howlin' Ray's, one of the purveyors of "legit" Nashville was opening in L.A.

I've had some fairly substandard blowjobs. Once teeth get involved repeatedly, it's time to switch it up.

I can't believe one of you absolutely bailed and went with a Whole Foods frozen pizza.

It is hard to find a better lunch deal than at Costco. However, if you're getting free pizza for an office lunch, and they get Costco pizza, you're reconsidering your choice of employer.

I can explain why I am not a fan. As for why the AV Club employees hate it, you'll have to hear from them.

You get a provisional upvote, because I'm assuming that you're from my town. That's the only way your comment could possibly make any sense.

I'm listening to this on headpones, and the clicking noise that he makes on the right is really distracting and unnecessary.

Well, that and 9/11 denying you access to model rockets.

Was it really all that unceremonious? Stana Katic left the show.

President White Diaper? What?

No, it'd have been on the same page. I'm pretty sure he saw it.

Nothing a game of rooftop football catch can't fix.

Way too gruntled.

She's pretty good in Blades of Glory. Then again, she'd just gotten her jugs waxed.

The Care Bears?