So Chris Pine's playing a bad guy? We all know that nobody with two first names is a decent person.

Sharknado 37: What If The Sharks Were Tornadoes?

Three divisions less!

The State of the Union address was costing taxpayers WAY too much! SAD!

Sounds like she should have attached some strings.

Oh, right, the shower beer gets a "thank fuck", and this is what *I* get?

Make it a home showreo system, and you got yourself a deal.

The showers are where he reads his Wiki-leaks.

You made it seem like you were making a conscious choice not to drink green tea AT the dim sum place, which made it seem to me like you're not somewhere I'd associate with being a good dim sum place.

It's more that they serve jasmine tea at Chinese restaurants, and green tea at Japanese restaurants.

Why are you drinking green tea at dim sum?

Blackula Dynamite

All these posts are missing the point!

Kamchatka will never yield!

Please choose the worst possible pieces. This will maybe, MAYBE force everyone who likes Monopoly to instead find a board game that wasn't built to deliberately not be fun.

Worst. Mother-in-law. EVAR.

I hate everyone who bought one of these. Nintendo's been trading on shadows of memories for the 10 months out of every year for the past 10 years. (Maybe we'll have information on a new Zelda at SpaceWorld..until then please eat up these reheated leftovers of games we've released 8 times already.)

As if my hyper-accurate description of the creative process behind Wonderful Christmastime wasn't enough of a tip-off…

For some reason I thought this had already been done…

So, like, Reese Withoutherspoon?