GAHHHHHHHHHH!

So, this who kerfuffle comes at a particularly painful time for me. I'm in the process of looking for work. My field is a bit impacted here, so I'd gone looking further afield and had gotten some promising results from prospective employers in England…and now that shit's all up in the air. And while I wait for the…

You're the worst. Have you not seen his cameo on Fresh off the Boat?

"I am Shaq, your new diplomatic envoy! Pray that I am feeling Shaqnanimous!"

All sales final. Mostly because that shop was only there for Halloween, and now it's turned into a Yogurtland.

He probably just forgot his wallet at home. I'm gonna just count that as a sale and use the proceeds to buy me some lunch.

Willennials everywhere agree.

I can't even see the results page. This is getting annoying.

I'm just getting a "loading results" page.

I kept wondering why they ran him in with nothing, too. They're going up against cavalry, right? Why doesn't he have a fucking tree or a bunch of goddamn rocks to hurl into their ranks?

That and the Daily Active Users thing. How would a multi-billion dollar investment company that funds these types of things, especially one headed up by someone as hyper detail-oriented as Laurie, NOT be looking into this shit? A lot of this season's arc is really falling apart for me. It seems to exist as a…

Nope. He's terrible.

Literally furious with rage!

The arm-straighten apple fling into a line of people made me lose it.

The lyrics spell out what the song is about. Quite plainly.

Goddammit.

It's hard to call them quasi-racist, since everyone's just a bad stock character.

1 or 2?

So you're saying he's less miserable than the rest?

It would have ended up as a regular feature on the Soup, like the Kardashians…