The Bunyol tomato fight.

The screencap for the review is nearly indistinguishable from every press shot for a generic EDM festival or hipster 5K run.

Man, the scenes where Slyvester Stallone is sitting there in silence, clenching his jaw muscles as he surveys the surroundings. It looks like he's LITERALLY chewing the scene.

I'm just disappointed that it never became a sequel called something like "I Know You Know I Know You Know What I Did Last Summer" where one of the kids is tired of all the waiting to be murdered, and goes out looking for the dude to exact prevenge.

In pog form!

Bad news for him, I hear that while she was on tour in Hawaii, she got in a car accident with Mantei Te'o's girlfriend…

That's not what Cheap Trick told me!

More like GeoATROcities!

They better! Harrumph!

Of all the underhanded…

No, it means "Of the Bull".

I think you mean maybe Bill O'Reilly and Fox can air it.

Oh yeah, "Jake, from State Farm"?

You're just asking questions. What's the harm in asking questions? It's good to question things, right?

Or clean food and good restaurants.

Five.

Hot wings can't melt steel.

It's not about whether I eat at BWW (pronounced Bwuhhhhhh), it's about making sure there are fewer un-fucking-funny TV commercials on the air.

The second season of Sledge Hammer!

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?