All the other celebrities that tried to do something like this were doing this as a vanity project and kept up the act for entire spring training sessions. This was still a vanity project for Ferrell, but he at least had the decency to make sure a charity benefited from his childhood dream. Still makes him a decent…

The only other games I have installed on my phone are PacMan256 and aa.

Alphabear is pretty objectively terrible. The goal is to make a bear that fills the entire screen by using every possible tile. If you don't make a full-screen bear once you get to levels that are 2 or above, you will not hit the point value for the level.

The Washingtonians may very well be angry and mean-spirited.

I hope you're right on this Pats scoreline. The over is 52.

3: Flicker - So weird, but so right.
2: The Neil DeGrasse Tyson triple.
1: Decker

I'm familiar with Pop Muzik and I Want a New Drug. I do not really see any similarities between the two songs.

Irvine, California… Generally a completely unknown, never-mentioned locale, and then somehow, between the Will Ferrell promo and Blanco's comeuppance, it got name checked on TV twice in the span of 3 minutes.

One of the funnier layers of the Ray Parker, Jr. sketch for me is that Ray stole the music for the Ghostbusters theme from Huey Lewis and the News.

"I still remember my own heated back-and-forth with someone named ChickenGod in Unreal Tournament."

They really went full dingle.

Zounds, even!

So how many ladies here would love the Ghostbusters ring?

Clearly Ms. Bell feels like silencing misogynists would be one of the most villainous act of all time. That's the takeaway I got.

This is why they're called "Apple Geniuses", and not just "geniuses".

"Black people sell like this, but White people sell like THIS!"

With all the casual sex going around nowadays, I think I'm going to go the other direction and bring back meticulously prepared sex. Print up schedules and agendas.

#CoppinAlltheFeels

I see what you're doing. The old "you find a relationship when you're not looking for it" canard.

You know what's sad, is that I don't know, either.