Fundamentally can't take it.

Descent did not require a joystick. I beat it with straight keyboard.

Or the fact that ambulance drivers would routinely just run people over in Madden '92. That's GTA-level shit right there, man!

1995 was the year I entered college. I remember Command and Conquer fondly.

That's like saying "why protest anything? You already know what their side's answer is."

I entirely disagree with you. Because the game-journalism industry has divided itself into two camps, "Unaffiliated PR" and "Hey, look at me", it is more important than ever to ask the "hard" questions.

My second question would be:

The questions I want you to ask are ones I know the answers to, but I just want the rest of the world to know the answers to them, and sadly the developers will never speak them.

As far as I can tell from the trailers, the movie is entirely composed of The Rock saving each Californian from impending doom one at a time.

No, it was actually the last bit of the 11th Hour. Playing pente against the computer. I'm pretty decent at it, but because of how slow CD-ROM drives were back in the day, it took forever to load after a failed game.

Because fuck the 7th Guest and the 11th Hour, that's why.

Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style didn't just use the engine, all they did was swap in the Wu-Tang characters. (It was fun making Method Man wield a sledgehammer and "Ride the Pony" into an enemy. That's about all that I enjoyed.) That game went from canceled to store shelves in like, months.

There are plenty of Atari games like that. Pac-Man, E.T….

The rest of Shenmue.

If you have to ask, you already failed your check.

Was that REALLY one of her most badass moments? Because it seemed pretty dumb to me, and I don't know if your definition of "badass" is different than mine, but the way that scene ends is not what I'd call badass.

They say fortune favors the boulder.

[Yvette Nicole Brown]

Brian Williams says he did something wrong, apologizes, loses his job, then NBC looks into his past an apologizes for his past errors.

11. If you were a mineral or precious stone, which would it be, and do you know its place on the Mohs hardness scale?