Kotaku, I am a very nice man, I hardly ever get angry but seriously go fuck yourself, if this is your article about gaming today stop, just stop and get the entire office together and have a hard think of " what the fuck are we doing"

FFVIII is the best. Yes, I'm "THAT" guy!

KEEP US POSTED ON THIS BREAKING STORY, PATRICIA. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

Kill Marry Kill

..did you actually take his 'need a license to pro-create' idea seriously? I'm fairly certain it was not meant to be.

"She was dark and mysterious and appealing to 12-year-old me in a way I still don't fully comprehend"

This is goddammed hilarious. Very brilliant satire.

The staff at Kotaku.

A drunk loser sent offensively sexual messages to an acquaintance. He steps down from his role and apologizes humbly.

I so wish I could buy this classic sit down seat moving railer shooter! I remember playing it at chuckie cheese as a kid, I would play it for hours! I could never get tired of that game; sad thing is, is that I haven't seen one in over 10 years :(

I hope I'm not the only one who has no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Ubisoft handled the PC port of RE4.

I think most people who own Wii Us are happy with them provided that A. it's not their only system, B. they don't base their social status on which video game systems they play, or C. they don't have an irrational hatred of Nintendo.

Fair enough!

The setting is also used poorly. Liberation spends a large part of the player's time outside of its main city, 18th century New Orleans, dragging players through a swamp that is less fun to leap through than ACIII's bland forest.

Please elaborate.

How about this: a 400-page blueprint to fix kinja's comment "system"