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Return Of Samus
returnofsamus

Video Game Journalism.

I know! It’s 2016! I mean, cmon!

Maybe you’re tough! I’m not, so I’m certain these children could beat the tar out of me. Then again, most kids probably could.

I’ve been wanting Draenei Warlocks (with the option for red skin) for years now.

Wow, Deadspin sure does look stupid right now.

Illidan never stopped being a demon hunter, even after consuming the skull of Gul’dan. Playable demon hunters are Illidari, the disciples of Illidan, a group he formed after becoming a demon/night elf hybrid (not an *actual demon*). It makes logical sense that whatever fel magic Illidan used to train them transformed

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This is chump change for Activision. Here, Leigh Alexander will explain it to you.

You are. You gotta be pushing 40, right?

This is absolutely censorship because Nintendo doesn’t want to feel the blowback from sites like Kotaku and Polygon who shame developers for including such things.

Maybe you would of been fine if you didn’t have the fortitude of a Japanese child.

The game is rated T for teen. If a line like “turn your head and cough” is enough to traumatize “youngsters”, then just looking at anything that isn’t on a Sesame Street level of maturity would give them coma.

Yes, it’s most likely because Blizzard doesn’t want to deal with assholes like Nathan Grayson who want to jump down their throat for whatever they decide is offensive that day.

Murky... What are you doing...

It’s really sad when a Kotaku blogger is openly body shaming a proud ethnic minority.

I thought it was going to be Nick Denton.

It’s hard to maintain the illusion that you want “equal representation” when you attack everything you don’t like.

As someone who is prescribed Adderall, I can tell you that getting Adderall is extremely easy.

Skinny shaming is the sign of an insecure woman.

Disgusting example of a white man appropriating Asian culture. Didn’t kimono-gate teach us anything!?