Wow, based on the responses by meatheads attacking this game, I assume this was cross-posted to deadspin?

I don’t want to dissuade anyone from giving to charity, but Red Cross has been called into question about how much they use for actual charity. I donated through Save The Children, they have a very high rating and already had operations in Nepal. Still, better Red Cross then no one at all.

Hey man, anybody can enjoy some Bachmann Turner Overdrive

Why don’t you go listen to your Bachman Turner Overdrive 8-track you OLD MAN?

360 was my first online console (owned a gamecube the gen before) and I thought voice chat was a god send. I can play any multiplayer game and be able to talk to my team? Without having to be on Vent or TeamSpeak? Awesome!

“When asked if that would be the case, a Konami representative replied that the company “has no comment on that.”

I meant J is the close English analog, like in Zhe 這

I don’t know why, but when going over lesson dialogues in class, I have no problem reading and understanding. As soon as I have to listen to the professor ask a question and respond, it’s like all my knowledge disappears.

This is one of the first games I ever beat (got this and Mario Land one Christmas, I beat this but not Mario until years later). Kirby will always hold a special place in my heart and remains my favorite Nintendo character (coincidence that Daisy is a very close runner up?)

I wish I knew! I can pick out words so I know they aren’t just speaking made up gibberish, but I can’t grasp the whole sentences.

As a first year Mandarin student I thought this would be a fun way to get more exposure to Chinese, and I was disappointed. There is no Chinese audio option (I remember the Ezio games having Italian being an option for a more immersive experience). The only Chinese spoken is by the baddies running around (and they…

Yes. Tell me what sounds more gross. Cutting your thumb and licking it so the blood doesn’t drip everywhere. Catching blood falling out of your vagina and then licking your hand so it doesn’t get everywhere.

Firehopping ain’t got shit on Mario Kart DS snaking. There were some tracks I could snake literally the entire track.

I was really hoping the fact that PT was pulled was only because it was promotional material and was never intended to be around forever. Now it’s looking like this isn’t the case.

Further proof that first gen is the best gen.

Staturday Night Live is my favorite weekly math based tv show.

Fuck this.

Futa is the only way I feel alive anymore. After so many years of looking at “regular” porn on the internet, I found myself saying “This is so plain and boring I can’t even masturbate to this anymore. It’s only a man and woman having sex!”

The bowl cut will never go out of style.

Heels in wrestling are entertaining because it’s not real. Being a heel in real life doesn’t make you entertaining, it makes you a prick.