In a bakery!?

Looks like Kabuki Sagat.

The headline is written in broken English so it's open to interpretation.

I don't really think you should call someone who is probably more than 20 years older than you "adorable". If a teenager said that about me I'd think he was a disrespectful little twat.

Turning link into FemLink would be telling Zelda to fuck for back to the castle and wait to be saved again.

No, but the odds of getting a female centered Zelda game is so slim, to not have it feature Zelda would be criminal. Hell, give me Impa from Hyrule Warriors before a fem-link. Impa was a total bad ass.

You're still going to have her be a silent blonde hylian running around in a green tunic with a hat carrying a blue shield and a sword with the power to repel evil. Except now the character model has breasts and a slightly more feminine face. It's Link with breasts.

Too bad the author of the click bait article wasn't able/choose not to make the distinction .

Genderswapping Link is dumb and I have no idea why people latched on to the idea that the Link in the new Zelda trailer was female (well, part of the reason was websites like Kotaku making articles with headlines like "Is the new Link female?" when you should have known the answer was a "No" seeing how you guys aren't…

Rule 63 has been doing it for years bro.

I appreciate this. When I stood back and looked subjectively, the only common denominator was me, so I tore myself up thinking about what I did wrong. Hopefully I just had a couple bad rolls of the die.

I've never played the game or seen a single video on it and I still knew that his wife was turned into his stupid arm thing, so I have no idea how you could of missed it.

How has this place not been entirely looted for all the copper and whatever other scrap metal people take from abandoned buildings?

Thank you for all the support everyone have written to me, it's really helpful. I thought I was over it, but I realized it still weighs on me when I noticed I had tears in my eyes when typing this out. I spent so long wondering what I did wrong that drove her to cheat. I even disclosed the fact that I was cheated on…

It's so draining, I'd rather lose a 30 minute game then win a 70 minute game.

Talented guys stuck in a shit gimmick. Val Venis was the same case, he was super talented but got saddled with an awful character that held him back from his full potential.

"Oh god! If I tip too much she'll think that I am some kind of big shot who is looking down on her and giving her money out of pity! I should probably leave a shitty tip so she knows that I recognize her as a person who is capable of supporting herself without having to rely on others to get by!"

15 is standard for satisfactory service, 20 is normal for me but I worked in the restaurant industry for a long time so naturally I tip better.

No amount is too much, less then 15% is too little if you got good service. And you don't need to calculate shit to figure out how much 15 percent of a number is, I'm a complete idiot in math and I can do that in my head in a second or two.