I remember that the first time I ever REALLY played Halo (besides when at friend’s house) was when Halo 3 came out in ‘07. Of course, that was around the same time that CoD4 came out, and Halo 3 still used the Halo/Halo 2 legacy layout, more or less. It definitely felt like Halo 3 had the worse control options, like us…

But most importantly they want to test themselves against Knee. If they don’t play, they look like cowards. Watching Knee demolish their friends was even harder to stand. They wanted to avenge them.

How to explain Jalopnik’s ethos using a quote from the website:

Fair enough. I guess I just put less weight on reinventing the Fallout series than you. The series had been dormant for 10 years when Fallout 3 came out, the casualty of Interplay (largely) going out of business. Anyone who made a follow-up was going to have to modernize it, and that ended up being Bethesda.

“...ideally from Bethesda.”

I drove one of these for a week with the blown Six and 6M trans. I can’t imagine the V8 automatic car being more fun, even with the 200 add’l HP.

Here’s your side by side proof that old is better.

This has been a highly enjoyable week at Kotaku. Loved it. 

Jurassic is terrific. If you have the patience to sit through the first hour or two, you’ll have a blast. Easy controls and the dinos/environments look great. 

Perhaps he is an enginARRR!

He has zero piratical knowledge.

I literally cannot hear “played yourself” without thinking of Teenage Fanclub and De La Soul. Complete with Tom Petty vocal sample. One of many excellent tracks from the Judgment Night soundtrack circa 1993

This is the only correct response.

Yeah, got triggered by the “awful lot like” bit myself.

I sat on a jury for a fraud case where Chinese investors were suing a US house flipper who sold them “investment properties” sight unseen with the promise that they would return rent, and I think everyone on that jury had the same feeling: fuck everyone involved. Fuck the plaintiffs, fuck the defendants, and fuck both…

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

spoken like a true loser

Translated: “Bless your heart.”

Like is always good when you work remote. Greetings from México

Jesus H Christ, No Kidding lol.