Hard pass on that url. 

time definitely still passes, my sim’s little brother aged up while she was at school

It also doesn’t prepare you for real life.

Next: You have the dream where it’s finals week and you suddenly remember you had a class that you’d forgotten to attend all semester.

In order to accurately simulate the college experience, Discover University retails for $41,426. 

i can accept having a laser sword and telekinesis, but a man having red hair? that’s a bridge too far

I really want to love this game but I can’t get over that generic looking Kal... How many focus groups were assembled to come up with the most vanilla great white Jedi hope???

It’s the same thing that I can’t fathom when people say that there’s Star Wars fatigue cause there’s too much content. Like, don’t you remember what it was like to be a star wars fan when knowing there wasn’t nary a single movie on the horizon, and all you had to tide you over was pretty much fanfiction?

How I know you actually played the game:

“It was mostly dead 3 years ago last i checked.”

“and it’s a fucking VR game that, maybe, 5% of Steam users will actually be able to experience.”

The leaked scripts weren’t supposed to be a sign Half Life 3 was coming. They were leaked basically to say “Half Life 3 is pretty well cancelled, so I might as well let you see some of what was made before the cancellation.”

It’s been 15 years since we saw Half-Life 2. It’s only been a mere 12 years since Half-Life 2 Episode 2 came out. Stop exaggerating you troll.

It’s been 15 fucking years of begging, 15 years of jokes, and memes, and whispers, and “leaked” scripts from Laidlaw that amounted to a whole lot of fuck all.

Not only will no one be expecting much, very few (relatively speaking) will even be able to play it! It’s a win-win for them!

Lol zing! Get em 

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

This man does not visit r/prequelmemes

They’re good droids, Brent

*gonk*