I can’t stand this ass, but that table is pretty cool. This is stuff that other random youtubers might do and I wouldn’t shit on them for it. There is more than enough reasons not to like Logan and his brother without this being part of the equation.

They decided to turn it into a global full immersion play. We’ve been in it for nearly 2 years now. 

I mean, not all movies are structured the same as each other, either, so it’s almost as if complaints about running time are often more arbitrary than anyone likes to admit! (In other words, anyone who says “they should have cut 30 minutes out of this” should be forced to go back and explain which 30 minutes, exactly,…

Doesn’t it really matter how good the movie is? A really good movie you don’t want to end. A boring movie is still boring at 90 minutes.

He’s a popular target, but as he pointed out some time ago, interesting that plenty of people have no trouble doing a four-episode binge of a TV show they love, but if you ask them for an extra 15 minutes past the average running time of a movie, they revolt!

Too soon for news? Guarantee that all these dumb-dumbs that complained stay updated on the story through twitter feeds and tmz.

In the very first sentence the article establishes that Marilyn Manson is in fact Brian Warner. Marilyn Manson is a fictional persona. Brian Warner allegedly committed these crimes. Therefore it is important to strip away the celebrity façade and reinforce the fact that it wasn’t an act.  It wasn’t part of a show. …

There’s things that can be done.

I’m pretty sure there’s a documentary about how much of an asshole Duffy is and how he was set up to be the next Tarantino and everything was going his way, but he was just such an insufferable asshole he ruined his career before it even started.

The original Boondock Saints doesn’t even hold up. I loved it when I was an edgy 20 year old. But it’s a pretty terrible movie.

I never understand why people ask, “who asked for this?” Creators don’t make things that people ask for, they make things that they want to make.

My money is on the fact that Disney is always chasing an “action”-oriented IP that appeals to kids that are a little too young for Star Wars/Marvel. Cars covered that territory nicely for them for a decade or so, but its popularity seems to be on the wane. They looked at their own works and said “Wait, Buzz Lightyear…

“People ask for horror, drama, and comedy entertainment all the time. People DON’T ask for alternate reality interpretations of fictional toy lines that break the established universe for no apparent reason.”

This is exceptionally disingenuous as an argument and a weird hill to die on.

This attitude that art/movies/songs/anything should only exist if ordered, like on a menu at Starbucks, is the ultimate indictment of a generation without any culture. It’s increasingly ridiculous and sad.  If this is a complaint about lack of originality that would be one thing, but instead it comes across as learned…

Who asked for The Lighthouse? Who asked for Halloween? Who asked for Citizen Kane? Who asked for The Mask? Why do they need to fucking ask anyone?

It’s just a story about a spaceman. It might be good, might be bad, but I promise it won’t hurt you any more or less than if they had named him “Scuzz Brightyear”.

Lol. Even this is technically wrong. From a quote of another person involved, the toy Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story is based on a very successful live action (in universe) movie which spawned a cartoon in the Toy Story universe (which they actually made called Buzz Lightyear: Star Command) and the toy is based on that…

“Who asked for this?” is never a valid critique. Art doesn’t need to be necessary or important, and there’s no shortage of good stuff that was initially regarded with scepticism or indifference (including genre-leaping spinoffs).

I really appreciate these cliffnotes, because I just very much do not want to listen to this fucking guy today. 

That’s how they do it in Europe. And it works great. People who claim that it leads to worse service are full of shit.