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returning the screw
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The guy appears to be some kind of content/meme creator, so he didn’t do it for the nuggets, he did it for the clicks. And it worked!

The update to this story says “I am bad at cost analysis and I don’t value my time.” That guy spent 5 hours driving around getting 4 free chicken nuggets at a time. Sure, he wasted at least half a tank of gas - a lot of it burned idling at a drive-thru - to get 16 packs of nuggets that normally cost $1.49 each for a

Dont kill me for this, and I genuinely don't like Chris Matthews at all.  But I have seen faaaaar worse comments.  He shouldn't have made anyone uncomfortable but saying dumb shit like fall in love is pretty low on the absolute creep level.  Again not to downplay any of this.

They’re so fucking stupid.

I’m from north FL and used to help book bands for a little place called ‘The Funky Blues Shack’ - would love to know who you’re talking about lol

Uunfortunately it doesn’t work that way.

If there’s anything that the history of cinematic superheroes over the last 30 years has taught us, it’s that casting Batman is one hell of a tricky needle to thread.

I’m a Bell fanboy and a Doritos fiend, but I’ve never gotten the hype of the Doritos Locos. It’s...fine? I don’t feel like I’m getting the level of Dorito flavoring I want from it, and from a “logistics” standpoint the shell collapses so quickly that if you don’t eat it within 60 seconds of having your order in hand,

Either that or JJ Abrams has had a hand in countless successful television shows that have collectively made hundreds of millions dollars.

I think they’d get more traction if they just came out and said “this is Netflix for when you’re taking a shit”

Sometimes it was black and white. Sometimes color. IN THE SAME GENRE AND SCENE.

So like the book then.

Listen I want to tip more but at least these people are working and making some money. My business is completely shutdown, I’m making $0 dollars. Does that mean I should only eat at home (prolly since it’s cheaper and I’m broke)? But I can still afford my favorite Mexican joint with the small saving I have but not I’m

If Superboy-Prime would be so kind as to punch the fuck out of our current reality, that would be awesome.  Too bad he wouldn’t, because he’s a dick.  But a man can dream.

God almighty I hate the term TDS.  As someone trying to get a degree in that field let me politely say that you don't get to make up a mental disorder.  That cheapens real mental disorders and makes you an asshole since you have no training in that field. 

“choke me daddy”

TDS mouth pieces have pivoted to "death is good actually" in their justifications.

So this is the world we live in. A real news outlet that has the talent and production values of a High School Journalism Club and makes Stephen Colbert’s Conservative parody look like a moderate is the favorite of the President of the United States of America.

Supreme is a garbage brand that makes garbage products for morons.

Here's the original ending that is faithful to the stage play but test audiences didn't go for.