I was actually discussing this with someone who was complaining about the British and Australians taking all our roles and not “leaving any for Amurricans” and I said,

that was MK and it was the last thing she did.

This is true, but your political leanings speak to your values, yes? And this guy's values leans more towards "Trump tells it like it is!" and not "But what it is is racist as shit!" and that's... not okay? Don't fuck racists. Life is too short.

The severity of her accusations are false and extremely harmful. I’m not sure she realizes the irreparable harm of her actions.

My career and life do not deserve to be taken away without some basic level of due process

That’s actually an intriguing possibility. I have had low levels of vitamin D on and off for a long time, so that’s something I’ll have to look into. Thank you for sharing this!

Apparently per my husband, jumping on a plane and pelting him with pudding cups is “extreme” and “too expensive” and “not possible today”. My husband is a dream killer.

Nah. That’s the look of a man wondering if he can push his dinner reservations back a few hours.

Roost, chickens. ROOST.

My mother was so good at undermining all the decisions I made that I everything became a mess. I finally realized and recognized that almost no decisions I make, no matter how important they are or seem, will kill me.

OMG! I luv it.

This is my life! I tell fiance about it the next day and he’s always like “You should have woken me up!” and I’m like “What’s the point? Nothing helps.” :(

I have constant anxieties about the meaningless of all of our brief lives. Welcome to the existential void!

I feel like this is what Jia’s post addresses, though. Why expect multiple writers to hold to some singular editorial vision when that has never really typified this place? The failure to do so always seemed like a conscious effort on the part of editorial staff, one that seems to bother people to varying degrees.

What you meant: “It’s complicated, people. Let’s talk about it.”

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I agree and I think I am in love.

You’re welcome. I always feel bad for Pinky the cat in the first video; he’s just a stressed kitty. But the reporter’s reaction to the lizard jumping on him is the best. Here’s a good fake reporter vid.

It’s a lot more complicated than that. Everybody lies sometimes. You have probably lied today. Lying is important. Honesty is more important. Im not trying to excuse cheating. But there’s a lot of grey area in cheating. And I'm not even excusing that. But just because a person did a bad thing one time, that doesn't…