Ah man, you got G.I Joe? I wanna play at your house. I'll have my mom call your mom to set up a playdate.

You guys are all missing the point. There are very few games where the player is REWARDED for murdering non-combatants. The option to do it exists in most combat oriented games, but it is either actively discouraged, not addressed, or the game will punish the player for offing innocents.

And even in the games where it…

Heh, according to Lindsay and her lawsuit, you just described GTAV :-P

I had lots of fun with non-posable toys when I was a kid. Had some plastic dinosaurs I would stack on top of eachother pretending they were the Power Rangers Mega Zord. I also got a huge kick out of using Army Men and Legos together to make huge battle scenes in which thousands died. It just takes some imagination.

You forgot about irresponsible parents.

In 1990 Nintendo held a tournament called the Nintendo World Championships. They tried to make it be like the Wizard. I was a part of this tournament. There were 3 age groups, 11 and under, 12-17 and 18 and over, I was in the 18 and over group and I placed 7th overall in the finals that year.

I had an '84 Monte Carlo, very similar size and shape, and same deal—cheap, durable, reliable, and you felt like you were in a tank.

Kept me and my family alive when we got blindsided by a drunk driver while we were coming off a freeway exit. And I was sitting in Grandpa's lap at the time without a seatbelt, because we rolled stupid in 1980.

I'm a Kotaku guy no matter what.

This announcement went over like getting a bootleg-knockoff action figures set for a gift.

It is inevitable.

They did a new IP, Watch Dogs. It was really boring.

Hey! Director/DP of the short here. Thanks for the kind words. We actually DO make a lot of original work, which can be seen on our YouTube channel (YT/ben3308) if you like. Normally, we split our time between tense dramas and farcical parodies, so this 'action' film was a refreshing test of our crew's versatility.

This has restored my faith in humanity a little bit! I'm tired of parents who say "My son is a good kid ergo he'd never do anything criminal and anyone who says otherwise is lying!"

His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

holy fuck!!!! I wondered what was said. I think I would slap the shit out of my kid if he ever did that

I swear to GOD if I ever found out my (actual) son had done something like this his life wouldn't be worth living for about two years.

Seems like this is targeted towards people who have high speed internet and want to watch TV, yet somehow do not pay for cable/satellite TV.