[Runs through a fucking brick wall]

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

The answer for the latter proposition is always Neymar.

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

If I’m feeling charitable, I’ll often feel bad for some of the letter writers as holy shit, how fucked up are their lives that they’ve decided to angrily write emails to randos on the Internet. If I’m not feeling charitable* I’ll read through to get an ego boost and start to believe that I truly am a more highly evolve…

I do believe that Terry Reardon has a point that perhaps we would all be better off if we cleaned up the language on this site to make it more reader friendly for the non-bible thumping crowd who moved from Boston to Thailand, maybe because they kinda just let you fuck kids there. Excuse me. “fornicate the children”…

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…

He should have gone with honky

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

“But first, a barn raising!”

Please tell me this is the last of the ‘Why Your Team Sucks’ articles for 2019.

Says the middle aged Mennonite fellow

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?