As someone who lives near the epicenter of the current measles outbreak (Disneyland), the anti-vaxxers (and there are a lot of them here) drive me insane. What kind of selfish, self-centered douchebag is willing to risk the well-being of their child and the well-being of everyone else because you're not smart enough…

The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

Yes. And I only eat wild chicken, too.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

Should've gotten the HD Remastered version

HEEEY YOOUUU GUUUUYYYYS!

"Yeah, but was it free?"

It's MAGIC

I can't wait for people to start walking into walls because of this. I know I will.

If you're at the point where onside kicks are on the table, someone else has long since fucked up, hard.

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

The last person this is on is Bostick, and fuck that coach for giving him shit when he went over to the sidelines. The ball does crazy shit on onside kicks. Wanna give somebody shit? Mike McCarthy called that game into the fucking ground for GB.

Just make it purple, we need more colorful special editions here in the US.