You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

Silver may be an innovator, but the NFL already has this. And I have to admit, I do get some pleasure out of seeing the Jaguars compete against pro teams.

That's a different way of saying, "Don't blame our Joe!"

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take…

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Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

Don't be a jerk. Why don't you sell it to a Kotaku reader for $200 instead?

No. Don't be an asshole.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

Like you'll be able to tell a difference. If the Ducks had won, the entire West Coast would have snapped off from the sheer weight transferred to the bandwagon.

The worst conference that had all 3 of their top 3 teams win bowl games, including wins over Alabama, Oregon, Baylor, and Auburn? That conference?

Ezekiel Elliott's a deceptive beast when he runs. Dude seems smallish, but damn if he doesn't run with power.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

Just the other day, my 2-year-old woke up from a nap and said he had to go to the bathroom.

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

BUT CAN HE DO IT ON A COLD RAINY NIGHT IN STOKE?!?

As of 10:40am et, the test pattern was up 28-0 on Arkansas.