When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

The game Capcom would make if they actually knew what they were doing.

Of course Suh didn't feel anything, the way Rodgers just lay there.

There's a player who draws a fiiiiine

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

Meh. Not as good as the king.

"UPDATE: Police report Kelly took 4 consecutive shots, with zero success."

If he wants his nickname to be "Machine Gun Kelly" there are better ways of telling us.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Goodfeather.

More like Not-so-slenderman

Put these breadsticks inside of you until you can't do that thing anymore.

He was also the pioneer of video game ragequits

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

Good luck catching it!

I guess you could say that I went old school...

A pocket knife for a more civilized age.

Yeah... Don't mind me, I'm just NOPE-ing the FUCK outta here.

because he's wrong?

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?