I was once at Peter Luger's (very old-school NYC steakhouse staffed mostly by cranky old men) with a girl who ordered her steak "very well done". It was all I could do not to burst out laughing when the elderly, gruff waiter put her plate in front of her and said, "And this is what was once a very nice piece of meat".

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Now it just needs to include a Special Edition Purple Majora's Mask New 3DS XL system pack edition.

I'm not sorry.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

There was a simmering anger about people like me — "Social Justice Warriors", as they call us — who are asking for change in the game industry: a better, broader representation of characters, among other things. We're "the cancer that's killing games", and Kotaku is seen as the key enemy site, with Polygon a close…

I've been saying this for a while now.

I grew up in a time when being a "gamer" was cause for ridicule. Shit, admitting to owning a Nintendo in the mid-80's was a good way to get your ass kicked at my school (not at all schools, I understand).

Now that gaming's finally mainstreamed, and the hobby has -finally- gained…

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

I was on a teen work crew for the summer. Not court mandated, I just wanted some extra money for college. I quit after my fellow work crew members threw a recently ran over, still fucking twitching fangs dripping and bared, RATTLESNAKE into the truck with me.

During grad school I worked in a parking booth at the university hospital. It was usually a great job, I always took night shifts so that I was basically being paid to study. Nothing ever happened, really.

I'm a supervisor at a warehouse here in Texas. I'm the one that closes up in the evenings. This was a Friday night and my wife and I had plans. I knew it was going to be a long day so I brought a change of clothes and my PH bag to work with me. Also know that I had just bought a bar and new Mustang GT. This is…

I am a nanny and have been in the same position for seven years. For that whole time I have been barred from taking sick days, having "personal emergencies", or taking time off for any reason. My "mom-boss" is both bone-idle and poison-mean. She hates her children pretty openly. She calls her child with Autism…

Glad I saw this after a glass of wine and before my husband gets here to stop me. I worked for the office manager of a small company for several years. She was a moderate alcoholic (drinking a bottle of wine by herself in the office on the weekends). She was also very angry about the fact that she had not sex in 20…

This was at an internship I had in college.

I once worked at a pizza shop at a Colorado ski resort. There was a manager there who was pretty useless and had a serious power complex. One day, he was sending me home early. He said, "You can go home, Megan," and patted my ass twice.

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

Show me something he doesn't spin.