Sponsored by and for Crackers!

Well obviously the amazing Full Throttle intro requires a nomination. The Gone Jackals!

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

And the Other Guys, where he was a super cop that jumped off a building with Samuel L Jackson.

Always loved his singing too. :p

"talented as Brett Ratner"

Whereas Arya's dad hasn't been a viable threat for the past three seasons of Game of Thrones.

MY DAD IS IMPORTANT is in the lead, but IT WASN'T REALLY A THREAT I WAS JOKING is thundering up the rear. And now I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED is making his move!

He's a very important person. He sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.

Fun fact: this guy tried to join a fraternity at GW and didn't get in.

Note: As soon as you trot out "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT" you've lost the argument and everyone is embarrassed for you.

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.