your android link in the first sentence links to the apple store, friend.

Apple software great. Apple hardware? always behind. and they charge premiums for it on reputation alone. It’s pretentious and annoying.

Ever played red light, green light? There you have it. The base mechanic.

Even when their ads are removed. I agree.

didn’t read the article. I’m just here to say FUCK YES TO THE HEADLINE! OMFG FUCK YESSSSS

fucking finally. i fucking hate saying OKAY GOOGLE

Hilarious, all of my public school teachers created their own criteria and lesson plans. Good day to you. XD

fantastic counterpoint

You know teachers and most other professions only get better at their jobs when they’re more receptive of legitimate criticisms right?

Preach god damnit PREACH

behold, bad humor or outright ignorance. you decide.

Whatever they do, they’ll fuck it up. I doubt I’ll ever be satisfied with any remembrance of the 90's other than my own. I just don’t think I’ll be able to break that.

lol yeah that sentence wracked my brain for a moment when i read it yesterday.

“ I think if the critics of the president were who he said he was...” So... the critics are the president? The president is the critics? huh?

No you don’t. If you’re posting comments online, you’re not off the grid enough. :/

Here’s my worthless input.

Am vegan, laughed at this. Well done.

Remember before when I said I always lie to my waiters and waitresses by saying I have an allergy to meat rather than saying I’m vegan?

Everything he does is EGO.

Here’s my hot take.