I can only imagine the gf was in the passenger seat as the car SLID ON THE PASSENGER SIDE, SPARKS EVERYWHERE for a good distance.

“That is not me” = “I would never act that way to your face because of the immediate repercussion of a punch to my face, but from the safety of a mob mentality within a caravan of intimidating trucks, that IS me.”

voted bernie in primaries, then hillary in the general. My conscience feels clean but, where do we go from here? I feel like we need a hero. What good have movements been without a leader? I look towards history but I get lost in it.

this.

*slow clap*

But Martin Luther King Jr was successful right? No need for BLM or anything else to keep trying. We HAVE EQUALITY PEOPLE.

In solidarity.

Hi there, what a coincidence for me to have come across this article today! Last years resolution was to eat more fruit. Technically, I did! But this year, I’m going to exercise both for my mental health (Rapid Cycling Bipolar Disorder) and to get rid of this onset of “dadbod”!

Agreed on the desperation point. It’s not much of a factor if the desperation is legitimate like, “I just got married and I’m looking to have a career in which I can start my life together with my wife.”

Hey at least you didn’t get any death threats! That’s something!

THANK YOU. SO. MUCH. for writing this.

My wife consistently has a thing where she refers to places or objects as the wrong thing. It’s not that she really believes that we should eat in the bathroom, it’s that she accidentally called the dining room the bathroom. Another example is “Preheat the refrigerator to 400" when she meant the oven. She knows the…

I got the “Hi we are the Windows department and we’re calling about an issue with your computer. How are you?” Knowing it was a scam already, I simply said, “I’m fine how are you?” and for some reason, they just stopped talking.

My brother in law died recently. And when I was at my recently widowed sisters house, I began to make small talk and was talking about how my wife and I were deciding how to renovate our new home. I ended the subject with, “Marriage, am I right?”

Bernie is my spirit animal. My strength is with him and his with mine.

In Hillary Clinton’s own towel throwing words, “Give him a chance.”

HOW

I swear to god, I can’t even lay eyes on a frame of the GI-Joe cartoon without busting out laughing because of fenslerfilms amazing work.

FUCK YES

My wife and I know we aren’t emotionally stable. And we damn sure keep above water financially. Whenever my father in law asks when we’re having kids, we say, “We’ll think about it when we’re financially stable.” to which he always responds, “If you’re waiting for that, you’ll never have kids.”