WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MOD A LIMITED EDITION ZELDA WII U GAMEPAD. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RUIN SOMETHING THATS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE RARE. I’LL KILL YOUUUU! /just salty he never got one

Oh no... That’s... literally all I can say. :(

232 and a quarter piece of fun sized for my death!

fuck my life.

YES. YES. YES!!!!! HIGH FUCKING FIVE RIGHT NOW

Can’t tell if sarcastic! :(

My wife has this. She suffers badly from anxiety disorder and is basically depressed and alone at home until I return from work. She wants to do something about it but... Anxiety disorder stops her at every fucking turn. This article seems like exactly what she needs to do but, how?

I never feel lonely because I have the unfortunate character setting of believing everyone is my friend until the world assuredly reminds me that is terribly untrue yet again. And then when I get crowded, I want to be alone. But I never, ever, ever feel alone. I cannot escape society because I think society must be…

You can just RUN UP to people in their cars in New York City and shove your phone in their face and all they do is awkwardly smile? GEE! I had NYC all wrong!

You’d rather a moron be in control of a world power?

But... Bernie said vote for Hillary. Bernie said DON’T vote for Trump. Bernie also said he will hold Hillary’s feet to the fire as we should do to all our elected officials. So... Put your money where your mouth is. If you’re as faithful in Bernie as I am (and I voted for him in the Primaries.) then you should shut…

I think cars becoming a social norm and then a status symbol changed that.

#dead

Teachers have to deal with these groups of adolescence alone. It is a scary prospect considering what the students themselves are going through at that age. It can be volatile. So of course this is a good teen for at least giving the teacher an ally.

Nope, that’s only causing me to vote early.

It can’t be topped. Adventure and love together!

It can’t be topped. Adventure and love together!

Ashley Feinberg. You are my favorite. :)

That was sick.

I don’t understand. You say, “don’t use a tourniquet” but you also want to restrict bloodflow from the heart. What gives?

Yeah, what if we could elect issues instead of personalities? This is why I’m one for the singularity. Let’s have a giant AI run the whole thing and every four years, just present us with A or B. It’s the same faceless AI running it all, but we just get to choose which option.