There is always next week at the Apple event

ennui and loathing-

Table apron torn

All access to her taco's will most likely be his final fantasy at CES

While the rest of the staff is in Vegas, you're probing the internet put a special on alien blow up dolls - wait a minute isn't Vegas near Area 51?

B&O- whenever I see one of their products I remove the & to remind myself how much their prices stink.

Will Gizmodo writer's be able to resist the lure of 1000's of TV's gleaming like beacons to be turned off?

It will depend on how the corporation was set up- if it was a sub s corporation he might not owe payroll tax. If he got good tax advice at the start he may have a very small (just the $220K at CK's personal tax rate). If he could treat it as long term capital gains (unlikely considering it would have to be an…

He was smart enough to do this I truly believe he smart enough to get good tax help.

Time for a new internet acronym: WWSPD?

Oh a double rainbow followed by a fireball!

I sure they could bring their charger tips in the same way. they have other legal electronics in the prison that must have chargers that they just adapt with a universal charger

My mother told me to be suspicious of links that ask if I want to "read more about wang"

Sorry the only thing that bendable I might pay $2000 for would also included the term female gymnast

So the CSI magic license plate blur removal trick is now for real? Cool

iJetpack- that is all

That's some shrinkage I can get behind..no, wait, that's not what I meant

Siri isn't' that Tom Cruise's daughter? Does this make it Siri Cruise control? or not

Elmo is the anti-snark and the world is a better place because of him and Kevin

He could launch a cat into a chicken coop- that's a cat-a-pullet, right?