That's some shrinkage I can get behind..no, wait, that's not what I meant

Siri isn't' that Tom Cruise's daughter? Does this make it Siri Cruise control? or not

Elmo is the anti-snark and the world is a better place because of him and Kevin

He could launch a cat into a chicken coop- that's a cat-a-pullet, right?

Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)

We can put a memorial on the Mall in Washington DC(on federal land) to this very man and that very speech but if we try and share that same speech with the world we get sued?

It was most likely the airbag deploying

The are many Krackens in the sea floor formed by the shifting Teutonic plates that should be visible and hydrothermal vents that have pretty cool life near by as well.

He wanted to start a new mobile computing solution that didn't run afoul of any Apple patents-

Now if you had paid for protection.. sorry "insurance", these kind of municipal waste accidents might be avoided.

Millions of Dollars? Do you think the MVC (Most Valuable Company) even cares about a few million? They simply are trying to get to a trillion dollars as fast as they can so Steve Jobs can achieve nirvana (not the band).

.99 cents has saved millions of dollars in cash register ink by not printing a 1.00

I certainly pick one up...when it's being sold on woot.com at about 49.95

you and I must view what qualifies as horror in a much different light

The first two seasons of Rescue Me were fantastic

Judge Dredd wold have loved this.

Well Sam can now prove he never took his iPhone to Atlantic City- that's something I guess

Thanks for the Yamaha Neo 700 best deal- that's almost as much as most of these hifi guys charge for the dongle

I like you guys mucho but facebook nada

I do like my GPS but why I will ditch it is the $65 Garmin wants to update my maps for a 3 year old GPS-that doesn't make sense.