Eh, people just don't seem too interested in insurance these days, I guess…

That is incorrect.

^^^^ Who's under the influence?

What about werewolf barmitzvahs? They're spooky and scary!

The A.V. Club:

Try one of the fanedits - there's one that brings the film really close to the tone of the original story ("Super Toys Last All Summer Long"), and it's a helluva lot shorter…

I've always seen Jensen Ackles as Eddie Dean…

Bill Hicks left some unpublished material lying around?

That's gritty and dark!

Okay, re-listened to "Narrow Stairs" and it's way better than I remembered. Heh, I think "Plans" just pissed me off so much that I just totally discounted their next record…

Oof. Interest… plummeting…

It's actually about ethics in pizza bigotry.

Yay!

… or an AWESOME fucking band name.

Oh, and FWIW (which is nuttin'):

Their old stuff is unbelievably solid, but "The Photo Album" is about half-great, IMO. The music, as you mentioned, is pretty fucking great - but it's also the record where all of Ben Gibbard's lyrical subtext started spilling embarrassingly over into actual text.

Honestly, guys, I have no idea what you're referring to…

I have a small part in "Out of Africa" for you, as well…

Same!

"Is there a BIRD in here?!?!?"