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Badum-psssh!

i dunno, folks are usually nicer in the offices, because they have to watch while they destroy another person. on the phone, though? all bets are off.

*Charlie starts wounded-animal scream, smash-cut to credits/music.*

Yeah! Where's the beef, folks?!?!

Yeah, he was one of the Santa Johns…

Rob was on "Lost" … for like a second-and-a-half.

Some of my favorite more recent episodes involve Frank not being generally insane and out-of-it.

Cricket's burns and scarring were almost horrifying enough to ruin the joke.

There's not been a lot of study into male borderline, IIRC, but most of them agree on all those traits…

ENOugh with the puns, already!

Exchange from the new season of It's Always Sunny:

Well, you know what they say: all the nuts roll down to Florida.

No AmAnSet's "Aaron and Maria?"

Hey, a Lassie Foundation reference! Long live the Foundation!

Come on, no "Leftovers getting thrown out!"-type pun?

After burying the hatchet in the ceremonial bucket of sand, they all sat down to a traditional feast of squash and beef, to be followed by the annual wiping of the slate…

Oh, the armed forces aren't condoning rape now? They really should put up a sign or something…

Yes!

We scream "GET OUTTA MY POPCORN TUUUUUUB!!!!" around my house a lot at things we don't like (particularly the cats getting onto tables and such).