They sit backwards until 2 now. It's a long time for parents. My daughter was an early talker and MORE THAN ONCE we’d get to daycare and she’d exclaim, “Mommy you forgot to buckle me!” Having done it once before or the verbal toddler should have been my alarm, but totally was not.

This cable star violence reminds me of a great “Larry Sander’s” moment when back stage, to justify his presence at the finale to Tom Petty, Greg Kinnear says, “Hey, I’m Oscar nominated!” With half a beat, Tom replies, “For what, ‘The Soup’?” I’m a huge Soup fan, but the way he spits it out is hilarious.

The ending is perfect. Billy has a speech that does something very tough, convinces your friend that romance needs to start happening between us now.

This is The One. I scream “Why?” at Lion King ads, real animals sass talking, who needed that? Aladdin looked weak and pointless. But Mulan, while lesser known than it should be, is not wonderful. It is exactly the 90s movie to remake. My daughter fell in love with Mulan 1 & 2 because they are the few on Netflix. The…

Naw "I love you" has been curse words to men for decades. I once said it and got a reaction of, "Aw..." like I had just said "I think I'm getting a cold."

We need a piece on Jez about your childhood! My mind is spinning like a movie montage of what that garage was like. Why were body builders uncomfortable in gyms? Too Jazzercisey?

I’ve never been attacked, but I find rape scenes hard to absorb and feel I don’t need to see another. I was a wreck the day after Anna’s attack in “Downtown Abbey” and I could never watch “Boys Don’t Cry” again. I don’t think it takes a history of anything to empathize with what’s on the screen.

The music triggers me, I am right back there again ready for some foggy beach jogs. My husband pointed out this season's director comes from film too. They set up such a great visual scheme in the first season, I loved being right back in it.

Yes! In the extras there are several about aesthetics of the film, including a must watch Paul Feig explains how to walk with your fashionable walking stick.

Doesn’t he look like the parenting version of his Boogie Nights character? I would insert the gif here, but it’s disgusting and I’m a lady.

Lil Bub is vital. Also Maru. Sometimes I'm going through my day and I'll suddenly think, "One day Maru will die," and an icy chill goes down my spine.

YES! Back during Bush’s reign I was moaning about conservative male interest in my uterus while at a party. A political wonky guy friend told me they desperately want me to make white babies. I thought that was sick, couldn’t possibly be true, etc. But when you think through their policies and approach (using kind-hear…

She was a big one for my family. I'll take her screwball romantic misunderstandings over Katherine Heigl, Kate Hudson, and Renee Zellweger rolled up together.

I want to star you so much, but you're at 69 right now. My first love would have thought that was hilarious!

I didn’t reply about this to the piece last week about media for women on the decline. When I was in my early 20s I stopped reading Cosmo, Glamour, Vogue because I decided reading those mags was garbage in; garbage out. Then I promptly got addicted to The Superficial, then I decided that was mean garbage. Media for…

We were about three years into our marriage when my husband asked me, "Hey, are you just copying Teri Garr?" Yes, I've decided it's how life should be lived. She is the best.

Those things are my “shut it while we’re in the store” pellets. A healthy snack would be actual strawberries, blueberries or bananas. But I guess Mother nature doesn’t have the $$$ to spread for #ad.

Did I miss a meeting at Jezebel? Lulu Lemon is a terrible brand. I thought Jezebel were all in agreement on this? The clothes are all twice the cost of their value and the woman the brand “is” is the worst kind of woman.

Did I miss a meeting at Jezebel? Lulu Lemon is a terrible brand. I thought Jezebel were all in agreement on this? The…

“Alpha Male” was is label on the bin for men who can’t fuck.

That’s my mom the whole time a period drama with Elizabeth Taylor is on. “Oh come on, the hair, the eyebrows, that lipstick!"