Dude! Check out O.J. social— she is a lady O.J. Pick your feminist battles better.

If you’d look at Olivia Jade’s social, you’d be on the dumb bimbo train. 

Yes! Both Jenners look older than any Kardashians because of their lip bloat and makeup. They playing an old L.A. lady game.

I feel anybody surprised or shocked by these photos didn’t grow up in a naked house. My mom’s body was a fun(horror)house mirror of what babies do to bodies for me as a kid. Your head is at the exact height of all the wreckage, right?

This seems like a good place to bring up the quoting of Hilary Clinton when explaining how she is a queer person in a marriage. Twenty years ago someone who grew up in a Dem donation family in Akansas told me Hilary is living her best queer life (I think we were talking about Bill’s infidelity). Her point was don’t cry…

I dumped a pair of cream peep-toe mules from Payless in a trashcan and walked home barefoot in 1997. Good riddance crappy brand! There is a valid argument that the poor need shoes too, but the poor don’t deserve blisters. Save up and buy one good pair or shoes and wear them out, rather than filling a closet with junk.

Yes, I’ve been mulling this for awhile after some Holocaust insensitive clothes came out last year. Are the gatekeepers, marketing and merchandising, just very young? I think even in my 20s I would have known these are expensive mistakes.

Science rules and all, but I bet there’s reference to this in lore that comes from some truth (European and/or Native American). A toddler mammal calling for mom would have a different appeal to a bear than a grown man scientist.

Is Amazon’s brand a baby in the trashcan? We’re all stuck using the brand in every facet of life, Jezebel is stuck taking Amazon’s ad dollars at the same breath they “report” on Bezos dick pics, the alternatives are... Walmart? NOT consuming?

The best list! Love the shopping for “sports I don’t understand” I just remembered that my kids played baseball last year in football cleats and a softball helmet!

My kids made a living room fort recently and told me I was too big to fit in the fart room. I laughed and said if they made me a shirt that said, “Too fat for the fart room” I would definitely wear it.

I always wondered who all these kids drinking nasty chemicals are. Then I heard a high percentage of home poisonings are little siblings being talked into trying something they shouldn’t by older siblings. Once, I really gnawed good and hard on the bottom of a Garfield candle from my Christmas stocking, at the recommen…

Thank you for posting about the strike, this one feels important. Like a last stand against the Charter Machine rolling over our school system. I’m home with grade schoolers right now for the strike and it’s raining! We cannot handle strikes AND weather in L.A. Right now they are on “recess” throwing beanbags in a buck…

Maybe no dressing alike, but Target carries some irresistible big guy, little guy matching socks sets... Or big and little matching hats from Gorin Brothers.

I had this problem and I had to walk away from the job. It was a terrible place for me to work, but the crush was 50% of my decision. Just remember the grass really just seems greener, everybody will annoy you 6 yrs into a relationship. So don’t lose sight of the value of your current relationship.

I’ve had thyroid issues for ten years and suffer the same exhaustion out of the blue with no warning. Cut carbs, only eat carbs in the AM and only necessary ones (complex, with fiber carbs). Switch to green tea in the PM if you still need caffeine. Exercise if you can, but don’t beat yourself up if you don’t get a work…

So exciting! I sent this straight to my husband because he loves her podcast and wants new book. I told him, “This is an interview by one of my favorite remaining Jezebel writers. I vote Kelly: Best to be rained in your cabin at summer camp with.”

This is all Who Hurt You? Do you mock Teddy Ruxpin when he stutters?

Whole Foods smacks as status health as well. Actual farmers markets, Sprouts and buying organic at Target makes more sense. Whole Foods sells deli quinoa salad at caviar prices and plums from Chile year long. I’ve never understood why people blindly march to Whole Foods.

Can we take this space to talk about not needing bras. Everything in my DNA is a law abiding bra wearer. But I’m 40 now and I have B cups that really don’t need a bra, but I still feel nipple showing shame. Third love started stalking me with ads on IG and I lashed out. I think it came from the anger of VS catalogs sta…