My wife does.

Jon Stewart has more journalistic integrity than anyone else on the actual news networks.

No. Psychopaths don't feel bad when bad things happen to real people. I feel bad when bad things happen to real people. I don't feel bad for bad things happening to make-believe people.

People get way too involved emotionally in their games.

If you go through life thinking video games are real, you need help.

Empathy? For a video game character?

Games aren't real life.

Games aren't real life, Chachi. It doesn't matter what kinds of choices one makes. I don't feel bad running over people in GTA nor did I feel bad knocking off Trevor.

You get a little too involved with your games.

I killed Trevor.

I realize it's just a game and don't care about the choices I make. I don't care if I'm a ruthless leader in Dragon Age: Inquisition or a liberal stalwart. It's just a game.

How can it be an average of $500,000 for three years when the league minimum is $400,000/year? I'm not a genius at math, but $400,000 x 3 = $1.2 million.

You should probably put your obese ass back your recliner and stare slack-jawed at the tv, worrying about deflated footballs.

League minimum is $400,000/year for bench warmers. They're still part of the 1%.

I don't care. They're part of the 1%.

I actually do use that argument for actors too.

My apologies.

Slow news day?

I admire Marshawn Lynch for sticking it to the media. The media asks every sportsball player the same stupid questions after every goddamn game. I'd get irritated with it too; however, he kind of does owe the fans because they pay his salary.

I agree.