Also, Jay Mohr.

"It's true. All of it." — Rick Deckard, when asked if Roy Batty wore the same underpants his whole life

Can they do the CGI stuff with his mask on live TV?

I respect your opinion.

Can you believe it? #smdh

That's exactly what would happen. Just look at all the precedents.

Smiling is rape.

I would! http://www.trbimg.com/img-5…

If anything, you're understating its wretchedness. Chris Carter is a con man, and we're all his marks.

Yes. That's exactly it.

It's not nice to call people "xenomorphs"… XENOMORPHS.

It's also fun to steal jokes, like Amy Schumer does.

Clapter: http://www.huffingtonpost.c…

You care.

Amy Schumer steals jokes.

She steals jokes.

Women can be every bit as unfunny as men.

lol

"Clinton, Sanders Collapse into Piles of Dust"

Looks hilarious.