And now for something COMPLETELY different:

“We think of it as a similar principle to collectible card games: Sometimes you’ll open a pack and get a brand new holographic card you’ve had your eye on for a while. But other times you’ll end up with a pack of cards you already have.”

I wonder if it will have her old face.

The tears at Breitbart are for real. Delicious.

FWB: Your search is going to be long and trying. Despite what popular culture tells you, most men aren’t just looking for a woman to bang, they’re looking for someone that they can connect and form a romantic relationship with. You can tell them up front that you’re just in it for sex, but they actually DO have…

Fake math.

“We went 12 years without a single one hitting the United States.” 

Was about to say the same thing. I’m of Chinese heritage and it amazes me how people will just say “cast someone asian, doesn’t matter what ethnicity” which completely ignores the history of asians getting stereotyped as one another becase “we all look the same.”

Ironic that the man famous for his “You’re Fired!” persona made some of his biggest, most controversial moves in the most chicken shit way. He sent his personal bodyguard to deliver a pink slip to Comey who wasn’t even at his D.C. Office, he was on the other side of the country in LA. Then he fired Priebus (the man…

“forces that do not support the MAGA promise,”

Because he’s a fucking coward

It’s a strategy called a news dump.

Even more ridiculous, he pardoned him before Arpaio has even been sentenced. This is Kelly rewarding an over-eager Trump for making it through the week without creating fresh controversy.

I was hoping that Ignatiy would embed the bit of the Lee screen test he described (I first saw it in a documentary from the ‘90s), but it’s easy enough to find. And yeah, that’s some scary-ass speed.

The other night I watched two political commentators argue aggressively and act not too friendly to each other about Trump policies on a screen split three ways, with the host in the middle. What made this one of the more amusing political things I’ve seen lately is as the host was wrapping up the discussion, he felt…

I am so...so sorry...

He also insists on being called “Dr. Gorka”. If I ever meet him I’m going to make a point of calling him “Mr. Gorka”.

why is it that all of these neo-nazis are also pathetic liars?

No wait, I think I know why...

Damn, that’s rich. It’s always those dudes who boast a little too much about their war service. They’re always complete fucking frauds. I’m looking at you, Jesse Ventura and dead Chris Kyle.