Samuel L as the Genie would be fucking awesome.

Who among us hasn’t met with a Russian lobbyist offering dirt on our father’s political opponent as a pretext to talk about sanctions, forgotten to talk about the dirt, and then lied about it for months?

Sort of like in The Fifth Element, where the passengers get into cushioned bunks, and the flight attendants push a button that instantly knocks them out for the duration of the flight. “Good night, Mr. Dallas.”

Or, he might be a selfish asshole with zero concern for the people of his state, who paid for those sweet perks.

Christie is going to be out the door at the next gubernatorial election anyways, and his political career is more or less over. He probably figures he might as well enjoy the perks while he can (and that is an incredibly sweet perk, having an entire Jersey beach to yourself - or an entire beach in general).

Well where there’s smoke there’s usually fyre.

:/

You mean it’s not his actual car? Whaaaaaaaa?!

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

The optics of pulling people from their wheelchairs is simply staggering in its awfulness. Yet Trump supporters (who will undoubtedly be affected in large numbers) will put on their stupid MAGA hats and cheer Donnnie on, while he simultaneously pushes their heads deeper into a shit-filled trench.

Disneyland used to have a really cool place & good value in park, the BBQ place where you ate outside and everything. Big Thunder Ranch Barbecue but they shut it down for an attraction. They just kept bringing buckets of food to you. Which I thought was pretty good, but I’m certainly not a foodie. I miss that place.

Also, while WDW attendance may be down this year, they’re still basically printing money at their theme parks. The drop may spook shareholders who are looking for constant growth, but the parks have been so profitable that it’d take a huge drop before the profit margin takes a real hit.

Universal Studios Japan recently had a groundbreaking ceremony for Super Nintendo World.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

Disney World is in a strange transition stage right now. There is construction everywhere (Hollywood Studios & resorts) and many people who are interested in going but can’t go every year may be waiting for that to end & for Star Wars Land & Toy Story Land to open in 2019. Even more than that, Universal “stole” some…