It’s no Merlin.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Yea it’s done. He isn’t getting over it and her first thought if she lost weight was, “Oh no, what if I look good enough to sleep with other guys again?” None of this is going to end well. Pull the plug.

He was!

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

I always have time for The Jam.

As the father of two soon-to-be-teenage daughters I couldn’t be happier about this trend—and I hope it’s not just a trend. My wife and I have tried to drill into our daughter’s heads the concept “nothing you do online is private”, and this seems like an excellent real-life application of that awareness.

Track: Going Underground | Artist: The Jam | Album: Dig the New Breed

Now i’m dreading my daughter becoming a teen even more.

Wear them and wear them out until they fall apart. And don’t replace them. The ironic thing is that her nice things are ripped off from more expensive brands, there’s even a lawsuit pending due to copyright infringement.

does melania even know whats happening like 76% of the time? i’ve never seen a woman look this perpetually confused.

The family needs to walk away from the White House while they still have a brand. This use of the presidency to make a quick buck is backfiring. Sure, they are charging the government to rent out Trump Towers. But does anyone here have a single doubt that the moment Trump leaves the White House be it through choice or…

I love the Politico article that says “he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business”

Nah. Melo would have to play more post defense to get a sniff of getting posterized.

The worst part of this is, he’s probably not the oldest person to dunk on Melo.

This film, for all its endless hours of footage filmed.... barely makes any sense. It just seems like a bunch of cool scenes stuck together, and “ta-da! we call this a film!”

This is what makes Jackie’s foreign** work so good. His willingness to do as many takes as necessary to get the perfect shot.