Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

Instead of running out the tired and vague implication of “the America educational system,” how about calling out the system in which numerous athletes have received meaningless degrees that they did not earn through their own learning, but which were awarded to them because of their ability to generate,…

Every once in a while an idea comes along that is so brilliant, yet also so seemingly obvious and simple that I can’t believe I didn’t think of it before. I’ve experimented with grilling many, many things, but I’ve never considered heads of romaine, which is something I need to remedy post-haste. That after picture…

If it is a stealth FF film, I look forward to Najiani’s turn as the most anxious, self-deprecating Doctor Doom ever put to film.

Apple juice > orange juice lol

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

Does Stewart Zimmel Control Your Throat With His Punches And Tell His Fists What Throats To Punch By Seeing The Flow Of Liquids In Your Esophagus? And You Needs To Contact Him? Is There A Reason Why He’s Always Below The Plus-Minus Of His Bank Account, Is It The Little Things, Jabs To Get Punches In, Workplace…

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.

Stewart Zimmel.Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I ask you to contact me about payment.

I seriously doubt that. How would a domesticated ruminant animal with a thick woolly coat and curving horns even get the internet? 

He’s eligible for a bigger max after 10 years in the league. He’s currently at 8. There’s no way he was signing anything other than a 2+1 no matter what team he signed with. 

sorta.

That was su-su sussudio good.  have a star.

Dear Penthouse,

2006 Carolina Hurricanes nod their head sadly.

Which states have the biggest disparity between how beautiful the state’s geography is and how terrible the people are?

“OOooohhhhhh, Fuck Donald Truuuu-uump”

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

Oh, I would love Kraven. It’s just the trick of how do you do Kraven in a movie?

Now now, Barron still has The Cyber.