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naming her son Murphy McGraw remains her greatest accomplishment imho

he’s the same age as me, watch it with that old man shit

he’s much more fun on one shining podcast where he’s paired with fellow fun sports personality Mark Titus as opposed to “genius” Mike Lombardi

prolly Batgirl tbh

Damn, those were some fun second halves.

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Simmons has this weird thing with Peyton Manning that I have to assume comes from people debating Manning/Brady for ten years. Any chance that he gets to talk about Manning being a choker, more stats than wins guy, crappy in his final year etc. he takes it. I should point out that I agree that clearly Tom Brady is the

Maxim Lapierre ahhhhh shit, I’m going to cheer for Finland

Definitely, toilets being sold now are about three inches taller on average than those being sold twenty years ago to accomodate our aging populace. These taller toilets suit tall people better as well but for average height women and below average height men they are a bit taller than is optimal, not to mention way

toilet salesman here, “comfort” height toilets have replaced “standard” height toilets as the standard (this is obviously confusing) because the largest purchasing demographic for home improvement items (baby boomers) are now statistically senior citizens. I usually tell customers that if you are over 6’2”, have bad

did he steal the show?

Andy Reid is ONLY 59?! Jesus!

this is a pretty impressive viral marketing stunt by the makers of the new assassin’s creed

my old roommates from my early 20s have an annual holidays tradition of getting together for a night of beers and jingle all the away. it’s the best.

I live in Gord’s hometown, all of the city buses are showing this message. There was an impromptu candlelight vigil Wednesday night in market square (this is where the big crowd was during their final concert) that featured several hundred people singing along to hip songs.

can I get a verification on Laura Wagner’s high school being the home of the hubcaps?

truly, the gif that keeps on giving

I can’t believe that Hank Williams Jr. song actually exists

Wow, Grant’s story about his dad was a god damn dementor. Sucked the joy right out of me. Sorry dude, have some lemon pepper wings, reminisce about the 95 braves and try to forget about that game.