Chill, Cap’n Bringdown!

And here’s the youtube version from the Oregonian, for those (like me) who can’t use MSNBC’s shitty flash player:

Whatever, lil’ grumpypants.

I’m proud of this one, although I am anticipating my new Bernie supporter followers may not be sticking around long.

Make it a Raven landing on Hillary Clinton’s shoulder as The Raven is generally thought to be a symbol of sadness, loss and death (of her campaign that is.)

Or the emus that Trump has started using to rough up protesters.

I swear, this website is so biased. A bird lands on Bernie’s lectern and it’s big news, but not one mention of the gore streaked carrion birds that fly in slow, sinister circles overhead at every single Ted Cruz appearance, indoors or out.

Ever since they fucked over The Honest Toddler, I hate them.

Personally I’m hoping for a Cinderella story where Bernie’s campaign is concerned.

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:A crow lands on Hillary Clinton’s shoulder during a speech. Hillary wearily side-eyes it:

while its stupid that they claimed not to use SLS, there really is nothing inherently wrong with it.

I was there! We did lose our shit because it was so freaking adorable. The waiting for hours was a bummer, but overall, I enjoyed it and I’m glad I went.

It’s like that scandal where homeopathic remedies were found to have active ingredients in them, and the whole organic community was mad that they were buying functioning products instead of useless crap.

Smug-ass Snake oil Salesman.

You can’t be fair and balanced at the same time. To balance something out means adding or reducing weight from a side. That’s just not fair.

That was an interesting move, you’re right. I thought it could be construed as Fox supporting her, or just Fox realizing that it could profit off an established rivalry, like Red Sox - Yankees games, or the inevitable rematch of Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm.

Yep, this all comes down to money. They are radio silent until they realize 1) they can’t cash in on Trump anymore and 2) that he might lose them money if his hoards actually do boycott her show.