Darling, you are not “loathe” to quote Woody Allen. You are “loath” to. You are not “hate” to quote him, you are “reluctant” to quote him. If you’re going to use a turn of phrase like that, do it right.

Eh, so far in my Master of Public Health program, I’ve basically just learned about how bad things are for me, without actually trying to/being able to avoid them:

is Jezebel going to report on Sanders win in Michigan? or at least, share the Gawker piece?

So, the man who has undeniabely had ties to the civil rights movement gets ridiculed and second guessed, but the woman who took her sweet time (almost three weeks), before she came up with the most milquetoast statement about Ferguson, gets a pass (as usual). Hillary Clinton started to look at minorities as being more…

How Christian moms who are upset about super hot Satan on Lucifer think Satan should actually look.

I also got that she was “dressed like a slut” and it was “inappropriate for children”. People are so fucking afraid of a woman with thighs, I swear to god....

I’m also a big fan of this one:

the president himself may not be able to handle most of these issues

All references to such things must be made in the Victorian way, as ifby a man wearing a top hat and monocle or a woman wearing a veil and covering her mouth with a lace glove: delicate times of the month, obstacle to the fairer sex, Daddy’s little inconvenience

does it really matter? here is how a question about abortion would go

Bernie won the female vote as well. So what’s with the sexist assumption that Bernie voters are all male?

YES! I’m an atheist and it’s so exciting to have a candidate that doesn’t claim to be religious.

Same! While I’m sure it’ll probably come up at some point if he starts to pick up steam or even ends up with the nomination, I’ve found it really refreshing how much of a nonissue him being a jewish agnostic has been so far

I’m sorry, is this Mrs. Godbold from the sixth grade demanding homework?

He’s the first non-Christian to win the NH primary! Pretty huge (or yuuuge!).

Yay Bernie! I have to admit, I’m pretty excited to see a non-Christian doing so well. As a secular person, I get very tired of presidential candidates having to pass some kind of “churchiness” test.

Refusing to looks really bad.

Should candidates disclose promises made to special interest groups behind closed doors? Yes, probably.

Duh, yes.