Avery is definitely a murderer, despite the fact that any and all evidence him is dubious. *eats it*

She might be; I have no idea. I wouldn't be surprised.

My wife's family has been in Georgia for like 400 years and are literally named Pettigrew, so this made me laugh.

Number of 90s bands: approximately 3
Number of goth bands: 0.5

God damn, either he's really tall, or that's one low doorway he ambles through at the beginning.

I like most of Jefferies' stuff but this seems like a poor fit for him. Granted, it's the first episode, but he doesn't really seem to have the "reading from a teleprompter" thing down very well. It feels a little bit like SNL's Weekend Update as result.

It's like somebody described a burger to someone and forgot to specify that the ground beef was in patty form. "Ground beef on a bun, eh? All right, coming up."

I got in trouble in 5th grade for the same shirt.

My main take-home from The Loves of Hercules was that Jayne Mansfield looked great with black hair.

It's more likely than you think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

I found it long-winded. Next time they should go for something breezier.

My dad used to have a copy of King Kobra III hidden away with other stuff my mom didn't want him to listen to, like Prince and ZZ Top. I never listened to it, but I, uh… I really liked the album cover.

They'll just call it Mitchell.

The first film will retroactively be titled Top G1

Being an American, I had never heard of these, but since they contained raisins: good riddance.

Crystal Head Vodka is actually pretty damn good.

Ice seems to be familiar with some of the bigger-name metal acts of his day, and even showed up on a Black Sabbath track. He might have known about King Diamond.

I only used custom characters in that one. Sean Paul was one of the harder AI opponents, I remember. I got his chain!

Growing weed… making BBQ… uh… starting a backwoods revival…

Orbit is the bomb yo