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Yeah, I saw Pulp Fiction right before I went off to college, so that was pretty jarring.

I know Joe Budden only from Def Jam: Fight For NY.

This is crazy.

Yes, yes, we all want Angelina Jolie to be our Bride of Frankenstein.

I got Pallbearer's Heartless. Despite the rave reviews it's gotten, I don't like it very much at all. I loved their first couple of albums but this is way too proggy for me.

I drink Grapefruit Belle Vie, which is ALDI's knockoff of LaCroix's "Pamplemousse" flavor seltzer. It is the same damn thing.

Come for the alcoholism, stay for the domestic violence.

That's a genuinely interesting interpretation of how to spell Grimace's name.

cove-FEY-fey

I think it only happens in the South, and yes, it's stupid as fuck. The commercials say Reese's, not REESEES, clear as day.

Her "weareright" hashtag is pretty mindless. "Disagree if you want, but we are right!"

St Petersburg, Russia and St Petersburg, Florida?

I honestly thought there was some sort of campaign for the two countries to merge into a single nation called Israel-Lebanon, and that it necessitated a counter-campaign.

There are something like four Lebanese restaurants in my town, and they're all called Cedar, Cedar's, Cedars, or some other variation of that word.

Hot take: Kroll Show was good

She took her coat off. She looked sooooooo pretty, awww yeah.

It rhymes with "jefe".

He fights for the farmers and all the southern countries.

I played a lot of For Honor. That game gets a bad rap, in my opinion. The servers (if you can call them that) suck but I think it's a good PVP game. It's a lot more fun to run around and fight/stab people than shoot them, in my opinion.

This movie wasn't great or anything, but it's not as bad as Ignatiy makes it sound. It's kind of all over the place in terms of tone, but there are some good scenes here and there. The narration is awful, though. When it finally stops the movie actually works pretty well, and has some interesting things to say about