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The part where he says he thought that Charlie Hunnam was American made me laugh out loud. Dude has one of the shittiest fake American accents I've ever heard. I guess it's convincing enough to British people, though.

What do you mean, I'm not helping?

I was actually impressed with both, even though some of the jokes didn't work. (That has always been the case.) I actually like that the guy doing Tom's voice has some of Murphy's cadence, if not his voice.

I think the problem might be that they want Reigns to be Cena (a child-friendly superhero that catches the eye of the ladies) rather than a badass "tweener" character like Austin or the Rock.

FUCKIN' PAY SUCKS!!

It's Pibb, not "Pib", and it lost the "Mr." a long time ago.

Nah, he bailed on LU pretty quick, PERRO

"Morrison?" It's Mundo. The man's name is Johnny Mundo.

I was kidding.

At the very least, he could have dressed respectably for air travel. Perhaps he should have considered a three-piece suit, instead of wearing something childish like workout pants and sneakers. If he had presented himself as an adult, he might have been treated more courteously.

Yes, Mister Chapo? My name is Sebastian Gorka, and I would like to telephonically bully you for a moment…

Pff. My god is the everlasting sky. Your god lives beneath him.

There was a time, long, long ago, when the Lord of the Rings… On the Go! material would quite literally make me laugh until I cried.

It took me a long time to realize JR was pretty great, mostly because Lawler's constant shrieking kinda drowned him out for me. I still have a hard time going back to the Attitude Era stuff because of the constant "AAH!" screams and excited babbling from Lawler.

I had been led to believe that Kyle McLachlan was mayor of Portland.

"Walking In Memphis" singer Marc Cohn?

WWE have been working hard to scuttle ITV's World of Sport before it gets going, including paying people not to appear on it, so that might have been part of it.

Just pay some friendly locathah to protect them from the sahuagin.